JPR jokes

Here is a collection of broken English incidents. They are tagged as JPR jokes~ Have a hearty laughter...

About his family
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)


At the ground

• All of you, stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the balloon.
• The girl with the mirror please comes her... {Meaning girl with specs).

To a boy, angrily
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?


Giving a punishment

• you, rotate the ground four times...
• you, go and under-stand the tree...
• you three of you, stand together separately.
• Why are you late - say YES or NO..... (?)

Sir at his best

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


Inside the Class room

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
• Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
• Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
• You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class ...)
• Both of u three, get out of the class.
• Close the doors of the windows please.
• Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
• Take 5 cm wire of any length....

More Incidents

once sir had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

Fresh years day 2004 -
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

During national integration camp: You must all go to the village. There you must live them, stay them, sleep them and eat them(????)….{ He means that we shd all go to village n live n eat along with them 2 know their culture..whuf!!!!.....this happened jus few months ago)