May 09, 2006

JPR jokes

Here is a collection of broken English incidents. They are tagged as JPR jokes~ Have a hearty laughter...


About his family
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)


At the ground
  • All of you, stand in a straight circle.
  • There is no wind in the balloon.
  • The girl with the mirror please comes her... {Meaning girl with specs).

To a boy, angrily
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?


Giving a punishment
  • you, rotate the ground four times...
  • you, go and under-stand the tree...
  • you three of you, stand together separately.
  • Why are you late - say YES or NO..... (?)

Sir at his best

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


Inside the Class room
  • Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
  • Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
  • Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
  • Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
  • You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class ...)
  • Both of u three, get out of the class.
  • Close the doors of the windows please.
  • Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
  • Take 5 cm wire of any length....

More Incidents

once sir had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

Fresh years day 2004 -
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

During national integration camp: You must all go to the village. There you must live them, stay them, sleep them and eat them(????)….{ He means that we shd all go to village n live n eat along with them 2 know their culture..whuf!!!!.....this happened jus few months ago)

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